Shark Demotivational Poster
WHITE PEOPLE - always doing stupid shit
EPIC HIGH FIVE. - I think my brain just exploded from the awesome....
BEARSHARKTOPUS - Awesome just found a new definition.
"HELP! SHARK! HELP!" - There was a guy shouting this on the beach today. I just laughed. He's an idiot if he thinks that shark is going to save him.
#1 and 2 -
I R R E P R E S S I B L E - Resistant to failure Unmoved by fate or circumstances Unafraid...
WHEN - sharks dream...
T.G.I.F. - Toes Go In First...
CUBANS - Feeding sharks off the coast of Florida since 1961
EVOLUTION - The Winner
FAIL - at almost epic proportions
BEHOLD! SHARK POOP! - Errrr... Osama Bin Laden
LAND SHARKS - They're interrupting you
MEGA SHARK - Not today plane!!
LAWYER'S CAR -
AT LEAST IN THE LAST MOMENTS OF YOUR LIFE - You'll be laughing at a goofy looking shark
KAYAKING - Like this is going to end well.
Middle Age -
KEEP LOOKING - The candy is definitely in there
TIGER SHARKS -
SCREWED - What this dog is
MEXICAN STANDOFF -
SHARK WEEK -
HIPPOS - They kill more people worldwide each year than sharks. Sorry you didn't know that beforehand, Mr.Mobupu.
SOMETIMES YOUR THE SEAL... - Well... let's face it, you're always the seal.
FLYING SHARKS -
WHEN CATS ATTACK! - Don't go swimming in the water or you might be attacked by a cat!
SAFETY IN NUMBERS - Someone yells "SHARK!!", we'll crap you an island.
MAD MAX - Has never faced a threat like this.
ZOMBIE VS. SHARK - Best movie fight EVER!
DEAR RICH BASTARD -
A SHARK - For every situation, dangerous or otherwise.
SHARK PUNCHING - Mother Teresa's favorite hobby.
SHARK SURFING - After 450 million years, they pretty much have it down pat.
MONOLOGUING - If you do it and you're not the movie hero, it means you're about to die. Horribly.
FAMOUS LAST WORDS - OK little fishy, smile and show me your teeth...
POOL SHARK - I think I've been bitten. or is it smitten... whatever, she's hot dammit.
THE GREAT WHITE - Even if they suffer from Gum Disease, Great Whites will still eat you with glee.
SOMETIMES YOU'RE THE SEAL - Well....let's face it. You're always the seal.
Hovering Orcas -
IT'S ALL IN THE TIMING -
SHARKS - You may think they're cool They think you're a snack
CHALLENGE - ACCEPTED
FOOD CHAIN - It's a shark-eat-shark world out there!
HEART ATTACK - This Is What One Looks Like
O HAI! - I CAN HAZ HUMAN?
JUMPING SHARKS -
CREAMY FILLINGS ARE NOT CREATED EQUAL -
GET OFF MY LAWN -
HYGIENE - Always floss between meals!
WHERE'S THE CREAM FILLING? -
MYSPACE ANGLE PICTURES - Even turtles with flying sharks behind them do it
TIGERSHARK - I think Tiger crossed a line with Logicdude.
LIFE'S CHECK LIST #3 - Freaking sharks with freaking laser beams attached to their freaking heads !
LUNCH TIME - sometimes you win sometimes you get eaten
AWARENESS - Sometimes its better not knowing
SHARK FOOD - You want some food.... taste my 25mm, NOOB!
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAY -
Shark Week -
THE GAME -
SUNGLASSES - THE ONLY THING THAT COULD MAKE RIDING A SHARK MORE COOL
LUCK - is a bitch.
THE GREAT WAVE OFF KANAGAWA - Sharks make things go from Great to AMSOME!!!
DEPRESSED - Because you know you'll never be as awsome as this
POLITENESS - Hello. How's it going? Well, I guess I'll eat you now. Sometimes Sharks have it.
SO BADASS - I think i just came a little bit.
NEVER LOOK BACK - ..... it's not like it will do you any good.....
HAMMERHEAD SHARKS -
DEEP THROAT - Sure, it looks inviting, but it's a SHARK, okay? I'm just soooooo conflicted!
SOME DAYS - you're the predator, and some days.... Oh screw it, you're toast!
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! - that's MY favorite part
SOMALI PIRATES -
THE OCEAN -
ANOTHER BAD DAY? - Wanna trade places?
REINCARNATION - You don't think the evil spirit of the shark in "JAWS" just blew up into nothingness, do you?
SHARK PEOPLE - Always failing to devour the humans
LOOK MOM! - It's a SHARK!
BEFORE GOING SWIMMING - Always Check For Tiger Sharks !!
FISH ARE SMART-ISH -
Know fear -
Your iPhone 6 -
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