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Shark Demotivational Poster

WHITE PEOPLE - always doing stupid shit

TAGS: white people sharks
Rating: 2.06/5

More motifakes by badman

DreMagnum - March 3, 2010, 10:27 am
I just saw someone post this on a facebook group.
Hendo - February 3, 2009, 10:04 pm
Photo was taken in St Vincent's Gulf, Australia, the shark had been gorging on a dead whale with all his mates and probably wasn't all that hungry. Still, the bloke was bloody stupid.
Child - November 27, 2008, 11:02 pm
Pushing away a shark is stupid? Last I checked it was epic.
Tony - September 24, 2008, 12:27 pm
I'm sorry Pete...I"m not even black and I'm going to have to dissagree. You might be seeing more white pornstars (fag). But seriously, stop sharing your opinions on a group of "c+b".
pete - September 3, 2008, 5:03 am
white people also get more pussy, fame, and fortune for having bigger c+b than any other
M.E. - April 18, 2008, 3:00 pm
Dude I touched a shark, it was frikin huge!! (said Jesse at The Cedar Sinai prosthetic unit)

EPIC HIGH FIVE. - I think my brain just exploded from the awesome....

BEARSHARKTOPUS - Awesome just found a new definition.

TAGS: bearsharktopus
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by Boppick

Treehodger - February 18, 2010, 11:35 pm
omfg, lmao @Sean
Mika - September 23, 2009, 3:23 am
no its a bearktopus o.o or an sharktopusbear?
Sean - September 22, 2009, 11:59 pm
... gangbang Bambi? C'mon? we all know that that's where this was going all along.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 11:58 pm
I'd watch it.
BuZZbomb - September 22, 2009, 11:57 pm
Mega-Shark vs. Giant Octopus vs. Gentle Ben
Sean - September 22, 2009, 10:49 pm
AMSOME Look elsewhere. And good luck with that.

"HELP! SHARK! HELP!" - There was a guy shouting this on the beach today. I just laughed. He's an idiot if he thinks that shark is going to save him.

TAGS: shark
Rating: 4.47/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 7:33 pm
comes nicely with #148473 :)

#1 and 2 -

TAGS: shark scary
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 14, 2015, 1:50 am
Great caption! I laughed so hard, I woke up wife lying beside me in bed. Lol!
JesusWept - May 8, 2015, 1:34 pm
Thanks :)
mizzdizz - May 8, 2015, 12:10 pm
ROTFL!!! Betcha he says, "OH SH!T!" when he spots his new best friend! This is great, JW! 5 L!

I R R E P R E S S I B L E - Resistant to failure Unmoved by fate or circumstances Unafraid...

TAGS: badass tattoo shark nub
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Chef

twill1962 - September 15, 2012, 8:32 am
Only one word: AWESOME! 5Ls!

WHEN - sharks dream...

TAGS: shark fat fatty fatso really
Rating: 3.81/5

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Me_ - November 19, 2009, 5:58 pm
My eyes. Oh good my eyes and this was the last image I saw.
1MP4CT - October 8, 2009, 10:05 am
Dont ya mean man the sharks with laser beams to cut m up in bite-size pieces
Haarakkon - October 6, 2009, 3:39 pm
Solid gold, J.
LogicDude - October 6, 2009, 10:54 am
I believe that would be a "Pod" of...you get the idea.
Mike - October 6, 2009, 12:51 am
3 in the front have cute faces, which is good if you get trapped under one of them. Something to look as your ribs break
Reality Lord - October 5, 2009, 11:33 pm

i wanted to give it 7 lions.....awesome.
faulty switch - October 5, 2009, 11:22 pm
how are they able to fit in there?
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 9:55 pm
Bob D. Sailor - October 5, 2009, 9:39 pm
MAN THE HARPOONS!! Herd of whales at 12 O'clock!!


TAGS: warning music shark people
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by gas

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2012, 12:59 am
caveman - May 26, 2012, 10:12 pm
A good lol to start my day
Reality Lord - May 26, 2012, 9:48 pm

MissPriss - May 26, 2012, 12:35 pm
Dada...dada...da da da da da da...just when you thought it was safe to give 5L.
fan4camping - May 26, 2012, 10:43 am
Right? It's a very distinct sound. 5L

T.G.I.F. - Toes Go In First...

TAGS: shark
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by steve1961

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2012, 3:12 am
That's Good Idea Forsure.

CUBANS - Feeding sharks off the coast of Florida since 1961

EVOLUTION - The Winner

FAIL - at almost epic proportions

TAGS: shark great white fail
Rating: 2.51/5

More motifakes by BL~Jack

familyghost - May 15, 2009, 9:56 pm
So... looks like that's one less hungry shark in the world.
Alexiel - July 11, 2008, 5:07 pm

BEHOLD! SHARK POOP! - Errrr... Osama Bin Laden

TAGS: osama shark poop
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by motinet

M0rd3kaI - October 1, 2012, 9:28 am
Airman - May 3, 2011, 12:25 pm
it's a joke.. not an entry in the Encylcopaedia Brittanica. Christ
epimethius05 - May 3, 2011, 12:19 pm
Whale sharks feed on algae not detritus.
Cloudchaser - May 2, 2011, 11:39 pm
I may be mistaken, but that looks like a non-carnivorous whale shark
Reality Lord - May 2, 2011, 6:54 pm

Airman - May 2, 2011, 6:15 pm

LAND SHARKS - They're interrupting you

TAGS: land shark
Rating: 2.09/5

More motifakes by Joe

Fatt Matt - December 2, 2008, 9:55 pm
Jane, you ignorant slut.
Overlord Douchebag - December 1, 2008, 10:24 pm
I remember seeing the episode, and I -think- one of them was "pizza delivery". Don't remember, I think I was still subjugating a few universes at the time.
LogicDude - December 1, 2008, 10:23 pm
Candygram (let's see how many old SNL watchers there are...)
Tony G - December 1, 2008, 9:45 pm
omg when i saw this i was thinkin of the same thing lol
Johnny - November 12, 2008, 12:09 pm
I want sharks with frick'n laser beams on their heads.

MEGA SHARK - Not today plane!!

TAGS: shark
Rating: 1.44/5

More motifakes by sneekee123

sneekee123 - April 12, 2010, 4:44 pm
the pic was fine until it went on the poster.
forseti - April 12, 2010, 12:00 pm
even my pics aren't always great... ;)
ICEMAN - April 12, 2010, 10:50 am
Soooo Face, other than that, how do you like it?
Faceplant31 - April 12, 2010, 10:48 am
1L for being facken retarded! Shat pic, and shat verbiage.


TAGS: shark jet fear
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 1:44 pm
Nice, 5L

AT LEAST IN THE LAST MOMENTS OF YOUR LIFE - You'll be laughing at a goofy looking shark

TAGS: goofy shark
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by Vitek

Anyal - April 23, 2013, 9:10 pm
Top-right is my fave!

KAYAKING - Like this is going to end well.

Middle Age -

TAGS: middle age goldfish shark life
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

MissPriss - February 14, 2014, 9:57 pm
Adjust my attitude? But I like being a road raged woman driver! 5L warning...you might want to avoid highways late at night...muhahaha

KEEP LOOKING - The candy is definitely in there

TAGS: shark jaws kid
Rating: 3.47/5

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SCREWED - What this dog is

TAGS: shark dog holly9000
Rating: 2.33/5

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Sean - December 7, 2009, 10:52 pm
PERSEVERENCE Always keep your chin up. It may not help much, but it could be the reason your last moments don't go entirely unnoticed by others.
GreyScorpion - December 7, 2009, 10:01 pm
Orca gonna get him a scooby snack


TAGS: mexican standoff diver shark bet
Rating: 1.75/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

jameswnash - December 13, 2010, 8:52 pm
yupp I agree Face..seen it
Faceplant31 - December 13, 2010, 12:37 pm
Damnitt this is a copy and paste from another site as well.


TAGS: sharks reciting i am a nice shark not a mindless eating machine if i am to change this image i must first change myself people are friends not food so i misquoted nemo
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by rerun

jameswnash - October 10, 2010, 8:23 pm
5 nibbles for Bruce!


HIPPOS - They kill more people worldwide each year than sharks. Sorry you didn't know that beforehand, Mr.Mobupu.

TAGS: death kill shark
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Derek - August 30, 2009, 6:12 am
Hippos kill around 300 people per year, sharks... less than 10.
agdaniele - August 28, 2009, 11:20 pm
400m tip-toe champ. Nuff said.

SOMETIMES YOUR THE SEAL... - Well... let's face it, you're always the seal.



TAGS: sharks flying fucked
Rating: 2.85/5
Mr. Shiny - April 19, 2009, 3:52 pm

WHEN CATS ATTACK! - Don't go swimming in the water or you might be attacked by a cat!

TAGS: cat shark attack swimming ocean teeth
Rating: 2.54/5

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Greth/noname - October 30, 2008, 7:14 pm
tigershark amirite?


TAGS: relax surf lull sharkbait thoughts
Rating: 4.94/5

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GaryO - October 10, 2013, 9:18 pm
Well, I just finished the spacedog, Sho, 5150 tour. I’m rather moist.


TAGS: shark
Rating: 4.2/5

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GaryO - April 14, 2012, 4:43 pm
Amen brother
crankyhead - April 14, 2012, 3:45 pm
4's aren't as scary as they look, but you do have to do your homework first. For me, 5's & 6's are pure folly. I'd rather portage my gear. =)
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 6:40 pm
Hard to do that in class 4 or 5 water, but yeah, the float can be quite heavenesque especially after a spate of white water
crankyhead - April 13, 2012, 5:25 pm
Ain't no better way to spend your time than floating down a river, watching the world go by. =)
M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 5:14 pm
Pleasure Gary and Of course, I'm not a kayaker, but I'm always careful. Cheers.
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 4:43 pm
Thanx kid. Careful out there, hear?
M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 4:18 pm
Could not have said it any better than RL, 5L from me too
GaryO - January 31, 2012, 9:40 am
Thanks Rlord Yeah, my youngest son was really into it….and I had some friends that white watered every waking moment, but are no more. You be careful now…but savor that rush
Reality Lord - January 31, 2012, 7:45 am

lolz...over used pic here but i really kliked the angle you took on it...yes i'm a kayaker. a 5 from this wiener wrap.

SAFETY IN NUMBERS - Someone yells "SHARK!!", we'll crap you an island.

TAGS: shark safety africa
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Zetmonk

suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:04 am
I can see one who's not r5nning :)


MAD MAX - Has never faced a threat like this.

ZOMBIE VS. SHARK - Best movie fight EVER!

TAGS: zombie 2 zombies shark sharks undead living dead horror
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by jalford

jake - August 1, 2009, 5:26 pm
*cough cough*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:56 pm
Or Jake's getting worse.
jake - August 1, 2009, 3:40 pm
yeah, jalford is getting better...


A SHARK - For every situation, dangerous or otherwise.

TAGS: shark scuba
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by CharlesJames

forseti - September 28, 2010, 6:48 am
that just explains the picture...

SHARK PUNCHING - Mother Teresa's favorite hobby.

TAGS: nun mother robot shark
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by BlarghStudios

forseti - April 4, 2011, 11:56 am
I wonder why rusty Bartimaeus is diving in the background...
rerun - April 3, 2011, 10:24 pm

Sense, this makes none

SHARK SURFING - After 450 million years, they pretty much have it down pat.

MONOLOGUING - If you do it and you're not the movie hero, it means you're about to die. Horribly.

FAMOUS LAST WORDS - OK little fishy, smile and show me your teeth...

POOL SHARK - I think I've been bitten. or is it smitten... whatever, she's hot dammit.

TAGS: october challenge i want this shark wet
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

1MP4CT - October 8, 2009, 10:09 am
She has a real name ya kno,Famke Janssen
lolman - October 6, 2009, 10:39 pm
Thats Jean off X-Men
lolman - October 6, 2009, 10:39 pm
Thats Jean off X-Men

THE GREAT WHITE - Even if they suffer from Gum Disease, Great Whites will still eat you with glee.

TAGS: shark gum disease great white great white
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by Kevin

me - September 12, 2008, 12:46 am
you do kno those two dark spots arent eyes?
Sean - August 8, 2008, 12:07 am
"glee" ... I didn't know that word existed outside of Christmas carols. Go figure.



SOMETIMES YOU'RE THE SEAL - Well....let's face it. You're always the seal.

TAGS: shark
Rating: 4.5/5

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Jmac0585 - July 23, 2012, 3:47 pm
Looks familiar... 59974

Hovering Orcas -


TAGS: intuition moment death shark
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - August 31, 2012, 9:20 pm
BoneCD - August 31, 2012, 8:12 pm
5L...how do ya think I beat 4 hart attacks! Intuition!!! That and a great Cardiologist...
TheOne - August 31, 2012, 1:42 pm
5 Shark Bites

SHARKS - You may think they're cool They think you're a snack


FOOD CHAIN - It's a shark-eat-shark world out there!

HEART ATTACK - This Is What One Looks Like



TAGS: shark tank
Rating: 2.13/5

Security -

TAGS: security sharks animals fish enhanced
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - November 26, 2014, 9:32 am
mizzdizz - November 25, 2014, 9:31 pm
Drug dealer using my house as his personal Walmart---I'm enjoying this thought waaaay to much! Made my day, thanks! 5 grinning lions!
JesusWept - November 25, 2014, 4:35 pm
I dare you....RUN FOR THE DOOR! ;)
Reality Lord - November 25, 2014, 4:26 pm

what....? no lasers on their heads? pfffff...you call that security


Surfing -

TAGS: surfer shark wave
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ashson

mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 8:14 am
Brings new meaning to the term wetsuit! chuckle,chuckle. ^!
EmilioDumphque - May 16, 2016, 12:20 pm
Hey, hodad, you've got your board upside-down and backward!


TAGS: shark bite filling
Rating: 4.6/5

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CaptainBaked - March 23, 2011, 4:13 pm
HAHA! 5 missing limbs


TAGS: shark eastwood gran torino
Rating: 4.53/5

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Reality Lord - August 26, 2010, 12:33 pm

great movie and great line.


TAGS: shark bait
Rating: 4.45/5

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Derek - May 18, 2010, 10:32 pm
Next best thing to a great white though

HYGIENE - Always floss between meals!


MYSPACE ANGLE PICTURES - Even turtles with flying sharks behind them do it

TAGS: myspace angle pictures turtle shark
Rating: 2.96/5

More motifakes by Villar

Signe - February 13, 2009, 2:48 pm
Oh my goodness this is hard core... Oh I miss having turtles :( Poor things got sick and died as little babies
LogicDude - November 6, 2008, 1:19 pm
He looks a little Emo...perfect for MySpace!
Bulgy McPackage - July 13, 2008, 11:01 pm
Love it! Very cool!

TIGERSHARK - I think Tiger crossed a line with Logicdude.

LIFE'S CHECK LIST #3 - Freaking sharks with freaking laser beams attached to their freaking heads !

TAGS: motivational poster sharks
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by Pyreial

phydeaux - February 9, 2010, 12:57 am
It's still amsome.
Produceman117 - February 8, 2010, 7:19 pm
Tagged pic. Didn't see it when I approved it.

LUNCH TIME - sometimes you win sometimes you get eaten

TAGS: shark tv food wtf eat failure
Rating: 1.8/5

More motifakes by berumen

Dicks - August 18, 2009, 7:21 am
Sharks. Pissing off the cute animal lovers since, like fucking forever.
yer mom - August 29, 2008, 4:50 pm
delicious seal! nom nom nom

AWARENESS - Sometimes its better not knowing

TAGS: shark
Rating: 1.78/5

SHARK FOOD - You want some food.... taste my 25mm, NOOB!

Dominance -



Shark Week -


Embarrassed -

TAGS: embarrassed sharks see fin
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Ism

CloudchaserS - April 21, 2013, 1:20 am
They do that because we taste better if they scare the shit and piss out of us first


LUCK - is a bitch.

TAGS: luck shark fishing sunny
Rating: 3.63/5

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Donkasaurus - December 19, 2010, 8:59 pm
Good attempt. 3L mostly because salmon don't get that red coloration til they get into estuaries to spawn, and even if that shark was there that water is way too shallow.

THE GREAT WAVE OFF KANAGAWA - Sharks make things go from Great to AMSOME!!!

TAGS: sharks
Rating: 3.44/5

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GuinnessTroll - March 19, 2010, 6:41 pm
Great to Amsome - it's such an Epic pic; the "e" died.

DEPRESSED - Because you know you'll never be as awsome as this

TAGS: piledriver shark awsome
Rating: 2.53/5

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Chron139 - August 10, 2009, 9:43 am
Its all part of the plan to catch spelling nazis like yourselfs.
Seb - December 20, 2008, 5:35 pm
Why do you not CHECK your spelling?
Dustin Marthington - October 4, 2008, 1:01 pm
prime example of the decline of motifake. picture, and comment.
MeanGene - October 1, 2008, 7:39 am
"Awesome" soon to be the most misspelled word on the internetz.

POLITENESS - Hello. How's it going? Well, I guess I'll eat you now. Sometimes Sharks have it.

SO BADASS - I think i just came a little bit.

TAGS: badass shark hyena monkey paint
Rating: 1.94/5

More motifakes by Mike

aPauling - March 7, 2009, 4:40 pm
They are all men. You did what?
Chris - March 6, 2009, 3:04 am



NEVER LOOK BACK - ..... it's not like it will do you any good.....

TAGS: back never shark
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

HallieMarie - February 9, 2012, 11:04 am
=D What are you saying about my fingers?!? ;)
forseti - February 9, 2012, 10:54 am
please try to find pictures with more pixels than you have fingers... ;)


DEEP THROAT - Sure, it looks inviting, but it's a SHARK, okay? I'm just soooooo conflicted!

TAGS: october challenge shark porn
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 5:20 pm

SOME DAYS - you're the predator, and some days.... Oh screw it, you're toast!

TAGS: shark
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by Koradan

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! - that's MY favorite part



TAGS: sharks joke
Rating: 2.86/5

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ANOTHER BAD DAY? - Wanna trade places?

REINCARNATION - You don't think the evil spirit of the shark in "JAWS" just blew up into nothingness, do you?

SHARK PEOPLE - Always failing to devour the humans


BEFORE GOING SWIMMING - Always Check For Tiger Sharks !!

TAGS: tiger shark swim babes bikini sexy chicks
Rating: 2.3/5

More motifakes by MustyK

DreMagnum - January 18, 2010, 7:11 pm
Pretty sure i've seen this one on another site


Life -

Know fear -

TAGS: shark underwater fear drink successories
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

GaryO - May 20, 2013, 4:15 pm
Hear Hear! 5 Liters or litres, at least 5 anyway

Your iPhone 6 -


TAGS: shark winning
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - August 25, 2013, 9:29 pm
That poor shark must've had a run-in with a Charlie Sheen.
MissPriss - August 25, 2013, 1:36 pm
Ya need to throw this in at photochopped too!
MissPriss - August 25, 2013, 1:35 pm
5Luvs it!